NB: No animals or climate scientists were
injured in preparation of this blog post
This photograph reveals secrets of nature that even climate change skeptics should lend credence.
But is it:
A. An Arctic Circle polar bear’s paw, burned by excessive exposure to super-heated glacial surfaces
B. Al Gore’s carbon footprint
C. Robert Redford’s Jeremiah Johnson co-star (ongoing habitat loss and grief over Will Geer’s death led to its tragic suicide by sunblock ingestion)
D. Jack “Golden Bear” Nicklaus’ unique ESPY Award recognizing his 5 PGA Championship trophies and 18 major tournament wins. In golf, if not in Omaha Mutual, Bear trumps Tiger.
E. King Kong’s severed forepaw, poached by Donald Trump Jr. on a KKK-sponsored big-game safari in Kenya.
F. A young animal behaviorist with an unhealthy degree of trust in animal tranquilizers
G. Heck if we know, but at worst it was a victimless crime and we kinda liked the photo.
Answer appears below this totally irrelevant but timely space-filling meme . . .
Answer: None of the above. Or F. Or maybe G.
Tickle, Tickle, Tickle, Yogi.