President Donald Trump shocked his supporters late Monday when he chastised Fox News and the Washington Examiner for stories that made former president Barack Obama appear to be a pompous egomaniac.
“Nobody knows what it’s like to be a pompous egomaniac better than I do,” Trump said in a statement from the West Wing. “You want ego, I’ll show you ego … he’s a rank amateur.”
A medical report from Obama’s PR firm served to further claims that he was treated unfairly, because he was in severe pain during his appearance in Germany.
Trump made an extraordinary gesture, offering Air Force One to Obama for travel from Berlin to Walter Reed Hospital.
Unconfirmed but worrisome reports indicate that Obama is dangerously ill from an I infection that is not covered by Obamacare.
Trump promised that, worst case, the VA will patch Obama up and Angela Merkel will pay his bills.