
Earth to DNC …
Nothing to see here, folks, let’s move along to 2020. Just be glad the microscope has been on him when it woulda-coulda-shoulda been on her. Until we hear you demanding to see Hillary’s emails, knock off the phony selective transparency routine. If the dossier fits, wear it.
Earth to RNC …
Half of America thinks your guy is the AntiChrist. Half of the other half is in danger of oxygen deprivation from holding its collective nose. Hey, all you big, tough Never Trumpers: Wake up. It’s never.
